There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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