I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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