He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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