Where is the hickey?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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