Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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