Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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