grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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