Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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