Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
love makes seman taste better
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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