I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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