As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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