the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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