Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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