She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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