shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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