i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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