never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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