Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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