do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
