how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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