Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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