I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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