I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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