belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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