She is in my trunk
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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