Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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