margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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