HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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