420 ftw
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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