So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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