But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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