i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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