i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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