the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
