oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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