the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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