would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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