awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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