Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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