i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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