if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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