Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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