He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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