How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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