pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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