When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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