Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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