Apparently you make a good broom.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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