Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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