so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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