I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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