Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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