So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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