I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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