those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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