She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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